The People's Republic of United Socialist Latin States is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jamie de la Cruz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.158 billion Latinoes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mexico City. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Socialist Latin Statesian economy, worth 124 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 107,313 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and coalition governments are essential to passing new laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Socialist Latin States's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

United Socialist Latin States is ranked 10,390^th in the world and 250^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,986.09 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.